Thursday, July 8, 2010

Punjabi Phonies or Tandoori Tools?

On February 24, 2009, Indian-American Governor Bobby Jindal of Louisiana delivered the Republican response to President Obama's address to a joint session of Congress. This character burst onto the national scene at the behest of the Republican Party to not come across as just a bunch of crotchedy old white men. They sure picked the right man for the job. His response fell flat and left much to be desired mainly because he has the charisma of a calcified dog turd. Also like a calcified dog turd, Jindal is a good example of when brown pieces of shit turn white. Don't forget his real name is Piyush Amrit Jindal.

Lookin' good Bobby!

Jindal's high school picture

Fast forward it a little more than a year and switch from Louisiana to South Carolina and you have Republican Nikki Haley. Haley is running for governor of South Carolina and by the looks of it will most likely get elected to the state's highest post. Like Jindal, Haley is also Indian-American but unlike Jindal, she is actually pretty interesting if only for the fact that she has been accused of cheating on her husband several times. I totally believe she's stepping out on him. Her husband has the "gay eyes". Needless to say, she's a calcified dog turd too. Her name is Nimrata Randhawa Haley for fuck sake. Just because y'all have a southern accent and white nicknames doesn't make it so. It just makes you wannabes. Way to go Southern Republicans!

He has Bette Davis eyes

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