Twincest

Now that the Olympics are over I felt that I needed to touch on a subject that Vancouver brought to my attention. While sitting at the bar enjoying the Olympic figure skating I noticed that Scott Hamilton, America's Straight Ice Sweetheart from the 80's, has taken up as an FSJ (Figure Skating Jockey) for NBC. At first. I thought Scott Hamilton looked like Uncle Fester but then I heard his voice. Yikes! He sounds like he's been castrated. Then as if a lightbulb lit above my head it dawned on me, this guy is just like Marshall Applewhite, the Heaven's Gate cult leader. So here's to you brother's from another mother! Too bad the one that wasn't castrated is the one that sounds like he was.