Conspiracy Theory

So I think I may be on to one of two things here. Hear me out. Both theories involve the incomparable Corey Haim. So recently, he died. Boy, I bet he'll be sorely missed.....by his creditors. [rim shot please] I jest, I jest. No but seriously, what a mess that one!

So we all don't remember Boner from Growing Pains right? He wasn't the bulimic one and he wasn't the one that went all Jesus-y and he was certainly no Joanna Kern. He played Mike's friend.

He committed suicide in a Vancouver park during the Olympics and honestly, it was the most press he had gotten in the past decade. So, this brings me to Corey Haim. I feel like he overdosed so he could trump Boner! Think about it, he was definitely more famous than boner (so to speak) and then all of a sudden there are news feeds on CNN about Boner everywhere. I'm sure that irked the star of License to Drive.

In an attempt to trump Boner, Corey decided to get his last respectable 15 minutes by drugging it out to the end. Feels like that's the case.

Second, Chastity Bono and Corey Haim are twins...