Religious Networking with God In Your Alphabet Soup

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How Do Things Like This Happen?

How the hell did Andy Cohen get his own show? As one of my best friends pointed out to me a few months back, Andy has less personality than Terry Schiavo. When I watch him it is complete and utter torture. I mean, how do people who have fetal alcohol syndrome make it onto television? He has the personality of sea kelp. Please tell me how this happened! Is it because he's jewish? If so, my shot at television stardom is just a hop, skip and circumscion away.

It's uncanny! It's like the Parent Trap!