Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Forest Gump, the musical

I'm just making an observation y'all but if my memory serves me correct Jenny, Forrest's pea to his carrot, dies of AIDS. And according to my memory, I am correct. She does in fact die of AIDS at the end. So, now that we have that clarified, I have to touch on another pressing issue from that award winning tour de force. I'm just saying that if she got pregnant by Forrest then they mustn't have used a condom! With that said, wouldn't Forrest have AIDS too?

and this little girl died of AIDS

Forrest Gump overcame metal leg braces. He ran that dern football like a machine, he did. He went to Nam. He's a world class ping ponger! And he's a shrimpin' millionaire, for crying out loud!! He manages all these feats despite being classified a retard and we're supposed to believe he possesses an invincible anti-AIDS penis? Implausible! I forgave the parts where he claimed he inspired the SHIT HAPPENS bumper sticker and the HAVE A NICE DAY t-shirt but I have to call bullshit on this one.

2 comments:

  1. Well, like my momma always said, when life gives you AIDS, make lemonaids!

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  2. Maybe she got aids AFTER she and Forrest slept together.

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