Don't Forget To Scrape The Barnacles Off Your Dinghy!

So recently Charleston concluded it's Harborfest. Being from Arizona I'm not used to using the word harbor on a regular basis except for sentences like "Excuse me broken english cab driver, to Sky Harbor International Airport please" or "I like to harbor my feelings until I explode" etc., etc. Anywho, the big draw of this event was the Tall Ships Atlantic Challenge which featured Bea Arthur scaled ships. That's good and all but it leaves me asking, what about the short ships, the Estelle Gettys' of the maritime world if you will. I haven't forgotten you. Just saying that mounting a tall ship would be more fun. I want to come a board the poop deck of the USS Dorothy Zbornak!


Tall Ship, left.

Short Ship, above.