Where The Wild Pee Roams

The following was a possible dialogue between a few people at an anger management seminar concerning angry peeing. Enjoy.

Piss Mediator Jenkins: Tammy, I want you to answer this question as if it were Rufus answering and I'll be you, mmkay?

Rufus: This ought to be good.

Piss Mediator Jenkins: Rufus, can I get you anything to eat?

Tammy: Yea, a sandwich! It better be the best damn sandwich I ever had or else I's a gonna piss all over you.

Piss Mediator Jenkins: Now Tammy, how does that make you feel?

Tammy: Well, it makes me feel one of two things. One, I feel I better make the best damn sandwich ever but alls we usually got is bologna.

Rufus: Mmhmm,

Piss Mediator Jenkins: And the second?

Tammy: I'm tired of feelin' pee on my wig.