Letting Freedom Ring

I don't want to get hung up on the whole poo thing but I did need to touch on this.  We all know that holidays are times when you get a ton of mass texts from friends and well wishers.  They are never clever.  Just the same old crap you hear every year like HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY EVERYONE XOXO or MERRY NATIONAL CHEER UP THE LONELY DAY (July 11).  So the other day, America's birfday, I decided to send one out that showed how truly free we all are.  So to a few people I sent the message I'M POOPING. WHAT BETTER WAY TO CELEBRATE FREEDOM.  It's not too surprising that I received few responses but one response that I did get was pure gold!  My dear friend Shelley replied with two simple words:  EMANCIPATION CONSTIPATION.  God bless this country and the funny people that inhabit it.