So last week when I went to the strip club I thought of a great new game that guys and gals can play called GUESS WHICH STRIPPER/COCKTAIL SERVER IS PREGNANT! It's as fun as it sounds. So you walk into Jaguar's Gentlemen's Club and and try to distinguish between a few extra L-B's or a baby on board. Don't let the tranny slinging drinks and flinging 2 dollar bills at you distract you from the game at hand. You musn't let that sweet cheetah print carpeting distract you either. If you happen to be to be getting a lapdance and the hooker, er, stripper has her titties and torso against yours and you feel a kicking that ain't your penis tapping at your zipper, chances are she's packin' baby heat. Lastly, don't let any cigarette burns throw you off the trail because you know they will smoke until that water breaks.
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Da Strip Club: an Education & Game!
So last week when I went to the strip club I thought of a great new game that guys and gals can play called GUESS WHICH STRIPPER/COCKTAIL SERVER IS PREGNANT! It's as fun as it sounds. So you walk into Jaguar's Gentlemen's Club and and try to distinguish between a few extra L-B's or a baby on board. Don't let the tranny slinging drinks and flinging 2 dollar bills at you distract you from the game at hand. You musn't let that sweet cheetah print carpeting distract you either. If you happen to be to be getting a lapdance and the hooker, er, stripper has her titties and torso against yours and you feel a kicking that ain't your penis tapping at your zipper, chances are she's packin' baby heat. Lastly, don't let any cigarette burns throw you off the trail because you know they will smoke until that water breaks.
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