
and this little girl died of AIDS
Forrest Gump overcame metal leg braces. He ran that dern football like a machine, he did. He went to Nam. He's a world class ping ponger! And he's a shrimpin' millionaire, for crying out loud!! He manages all these feats despite being classified a retard and we're supposed to believe he possesses an invincible anti-AIDS penis? Implausible! I forgave the parts where he claimed he inspired the SHIT HAPPENS bumper sticker and the HAVE A NICE DAY t-shirt but I have to call bullshit on this one.